Hair or Hat?

I hesitate to write this but I will. Yesterday I had one of those classic moments. I was in a meeting with some "big wigs" (no pun intended) from our insurance broker and carrier and everyone was going around the room shaking hands and introducing themselves. One man put his hand out and said his name was Mike and as I looked up my eyes went right past his face right to his hair. His hair piece was truly the worst I've ever seen. It looked like a dead animal perched on his nogen. Worst yet, I had to sit directly across from him and I had to divert eye contact. At one point, it took every ounce of self control I had not to let out a snicker because I knew if I did, I would end up laughing out loud. At the end of the meeting, my co-workers who weren't in the meeting came up to me and asked about the guy's hair because they could see it through the window and thought he was wearing a Russian fur hat. I laughed so hard afterwards that I cried. Unfortunately, I don't have a camera phone so no photo will be posted. Poor guy, he was so nice but the hair piece was like nothing I've ever seen except on a bad Halloween costume.